top of page
Search
Under the Bed
At night she lays awake; With the evil under the bed; While that evil whispers sweet nothings; From a place inside her head.
Jun 30, 2021
puzzlageddon
There is absolutely no way to put away a puzzle elegantly. It doesn't matter how gently I try to pull it apart, fold it, roll it or tear...
Jun 23, 2021
What is it that men think the pill does exactly?
Every time a sitcom does a bit where a man accidentally takes one, they start acting like an overly sensitive a-hole (with tender boobs)....
Oct 23, 2020
Shopping
Not that long ago if I stopped outside a shop to put on a mask before I entered, they would have been pushing that silent alarm like it...
Aug 16, 2020
Words to live by #3
"I have strong opinions about frisbees. If yours has a hole in the middle you're wasting your time"
Aug 6, 2020
Words to live by #2
"Don't trust anyone who doesn't like lasagna. There's something seriously wrong with them, trust me." I'd like to add red wine and cheese...
Aug 4, 2020
Words to live by #1
"People who finish their shampoo and conditioner at the same time are wizards and not not be trusted".
Aug 1, 2020
My Biggest Fear
Global pandemic and my biggest fear is still slipping while I get out of the shower and getting punched in the vagina by the side of the...
Jun 16, 2020
bottom of page